I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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