You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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