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i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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