Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
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DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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