.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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