Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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