She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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