We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Randomize
