winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Someone signed my nipple.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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