go do what you do best...puke behind churches
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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