I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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