yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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