playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
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we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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