it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Randomize
