I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I need a hoe opinion
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