Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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