so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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