It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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