It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
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