Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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