Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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