omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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