help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize