Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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