i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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