yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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