I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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