I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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