nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
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