I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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