So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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