Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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