White coat. Heels.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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