chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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