Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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