I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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