so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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