Are we in a gay sports bar?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Can I color on your dick again?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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