so explain again why im purple
no
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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