My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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