I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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