I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
And my parents said I crawled through the house
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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