Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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