Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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