2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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