google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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