he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Randomize