I'm going to jail i love you
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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