So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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