I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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