i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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