Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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