I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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