belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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