If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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